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Why You Shouldn’t Date a Marathoner

Marathons - Anupriya kapur - May 19, 2015

Let’s be honest that as runners we can be annoying. It’s important to poke fun at ourselves and not take everything too seriously till we do.

  1.  Your date won’t date you on Saturday nights. Live with that!
  2. Wondering why? He/she has to do LSD early next morning. (And before you jump to wild conclusions, LSD is short for Long Slow Distance).
  3. And when your date will hang-out with you – he/she would love to talk about…, his/her buddies would love to talk about is well, running!!!
  4. Your date is forever hydrating. (Whatever happened to good old thirst?)
  5. Your date never eats. He/she always seems to carbo-load. Carbo what??
  6. Your date gets offended when you call a 10K run a marathon. And you’ll never figure what the fuss is all about?
  7. You better know that a half marathon is 21.1K and a full is 42.2. Call it 21 and 42 – and you will offend him/her all over again!!
  8. Achilles Tendinitis, Plantars Fasciicits are a part of his/her vocab. So you better know those too.pain-in-the-butt
  9. If you go looking for ice cubes in his/her ref, you will most likely find ice packs instead.
  10. Move over latest fashion trends and automobiles. Do you know about the latest running shoes and Garmin? You don’t??
  11. They are chafed in the wrong places for most part of the year – leaving you out in the cold!
  12. “PB” nahi pata? *sigh*candy
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